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The Insanity of Family.
People say that Einstein defined insanity as repeating the same actions over and over again, each time expecting a different outcome. While I may
Land of the Plenty…
…anyone who reads this blog regularly will know that I have an absolute love-hate relationship with my local Wal-M*rt. They absolutely love getting my
Love Diary about America’s Sweethearts With Notting Hill Girls.
Given that I am paying out the nose for a piece of art I could not live without, a really great surrealist abstractionist ode
Unmitigated Co-dependants.
So there I am, minding my own business, working hard and trying to get as much of the stuff from my office loaded onto
Crooked Sticks and Windshear. (or, Polo sans Horse.)
Golf is either the most wonderful or the most demented sport ever invented. I can’t over-estimate how difficult it is to successfully play the
Blame Assignment 101.
In Memoriam, Nick Berg I haven’t seen the video. I don’t wish to see the video. The various internet sites via which the gruesome
Tiki Torch Tributes
Patios aren’t patios unless they are surrounded by Tiki torches. For over two months, since the arrival of spring, I’ve walked through Wal-Mart, eyeing
Unexpected Happy Memories in a Box of Camel Turkish Golds.
Things happen in life that we have no control over. Car wrecks, for example. While theoretically we hold control over our automobiles, unexplainable forces
Workaholics Anonymous, or Why I hate weekends.
I hate weekends. Forty-eight hours of unadulterated boredom. Sitting on the sofa, surfing through seventy-eight channels of absolute nothingness. Forraging in the refrigerator for
UPS Tracking and the Art of Having No Life.
The most startling indication that I have no life is my recent purchase: a used, Apple G3 desktop unit. Well, actually, it’s a bit